Career Achievement Award For Betty White

betty whiteAs part of the NoMF (No Megan Fox) day we bring you once again news and stories about Betty White.

On August 1, the Television Critics Association handed out awards for the best in TV and our dear Betty White received a Career Achievement award.

Celebrating its 25th anniversary, the TCA held an awards show at the Langham, Huntington Hotel & Spa in Pasadena, which was introduced by Chelsea Handler, host of “Chelsea Lately.”

Distraktion Magazine would like to congratulate Betty for this great award.

The New Ferrari 458 Italia

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It’s been a big week for Ferrari. First über-German Micahel Schumacher agreed to step back into the Formula One hotseat in place of the injured Felipe Massa. Then, on Wednesday, they revelaed the first pictures of the new 458 Italia, which will debut at the Frankfurt motor show in September. The 4,499cc V8 will be the highest revving road Ferrari ever and, as such, hugely desirable for A-grade wankers the world over.

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20 Ridiculously Sexy Alcohol Ads

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Most men like beer. And most men who like beer probably buy beer sometimes. But there’s loads of beer in the world, so it can be hard to know which beer to buy. Often men who like beer will just buy a beer they’ve had before because they know they like it. Other times, if clever advertising people get their way, men will buy beer because they saw an advert with a sexy woman draped over the beer. Most men like sexy women. And often the same men who like sexy women also like beer. If you combine the two, men will obey. Men are stupid. But men are happy.

Check out the 20 Ridiculously Sexy Alcohol Ads

Don’t Do It!… Skinny Jeans and Popped Collar

The following trends must be killed, burned, and never be seen or heard of ever again.

Skinny Jeans

Don’t do it! :

There’s something feminine about skinny jeans. For one, they’re skinny. Women want tinier legs; men don’t! Women wear skinny jeans to accentuate their curves; men don’t have curves!

There’s nothing manly about skinny jeans. They do nothing for you. If anything, they make you look sick and thin. Slim men look slimmer in skinny jeans. When you see a guy walking in the mall with a pair of skinny jeans, he’s doing one of the three things:

1) watching his step so that he doesn’t get caught up in his pants;
2) Trying to pull his pants up to cover his butt
3) Trying to pull his pants down for wiggle room.

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Banana Republic. Heritage slim cotton chino Regular Price $79.50 Now $55.00.

Which leads me to my other point: a man who wears skinny jeans might also be skinny or tiny somewhere else. Get my drift? It’s just not a good look.

Why don’t you?

If you like your legs, and possibly your family jewels, confined in tight material, you can always aim for slim fit pants. The Europeans love it!

Banana Republic has a specific cut for our tight-fit lovers called the slim fit cut. The cut is slightly tighter but loose enough to show off your bottom. The same pair can also be found at Mexx and Club Monaco. The cuts vary by store.

These pants let you have enough leg room to do just about anything you would do with relaxed or boot cut pants. They don’t need to be pulled up and you can sit without any discomfort.

The popped collar

Don’t do it! :

A popped collar isn’t a sign of virility or masculinity. You don’t gain more “cool points” because you stiffened the fold of your shirt’s collar.

A man who pops the collar of his dress shirt should be slapped. A man who pops the collar of his polo should be punched. The polo is not supposed to be popped. Shame on you!

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Shirt collars are meant to accentuate the collar: the bone in between your neck and your chest!! Believe or not, some women are attracted to the shape or thickness of your collar. If you’ve spent some time in the gym, you don’t want your efforts to go to waste. A popped collar doesn’t do anything for you.

Why don’t you?

If you desperately need to have it untied, leave the first button of your shirt undone (typically the one for your shirt collar). Untying the first button gives you that calm, collected and relaxed look.

Just the first one. Not the second one unless you have a shirt under. There’s a difference between relax and arrogance.

Masculinity is not defined by the clothes one wears; but stay away from these two faux-pas!!!

Pool Domination

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If you thought Olympic pool divers were crazy wait until you see this video. And by the way this is the most extreme dunking video I’ve ever seen.

Jaguar XFR Prototype does 225mph at Bonneville

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Tested in this video by Rocketsports Racing the all new 4 door Jaguar XFR features a supercharged AJ-V8 Gen III engine. Running with minor aerodynamic and safety modifications to meet the requirements for a Bonneville run, a 225mph top speed was achieved with additional horsepower liberated by a remapped ECU, a modified air intake and exhaust system and revised supercharger settings.

No internal engine components were changed and the six-speed automatic transmission was standard, including the gear ratios.

Not bad for a 4 door sedan.